On a bus going from
Ibadan to Lagos, the
phone of a girl sitting
close to me rang she
picks it and said
"Honey, I'm in a bus going to Abuja for the
burial, I'll call you when
I get there".
Another girl's phone
rang, she said
"Sweetheart I'm on my way to Port-
Harcourt for th
e
Masters Degree Form,
pls send me Credit for
the trip."
Another one's phone rang, she said..."Alhaji,
sorry I'm on my way
to Owerri for the
interview, I'll call you
later."
Akpors who was sitting at the back of
the bus suddenly
raises his voice in
anger "Driver stop
please park! Park this
bus! Where exactly is this bus going to!!!?"