Good Steps To Approach a Girl You Don’t Know and Impress Her

Do you want to talk to a girl you don’t know? Here are 5 ways on how to approach a girl that will definitely help you make a great first impression. Walking up to a girl you’ve never spoken to before is like taking a dip in icy water. It makes you nervous.

Your heart starts beating faster than you can count. And your stomach inches closer to your tongue with each step you take. But as a guy, knowing how to approach a girl is one of the most important things to know in the dating world.

Now I’m not going to make this any more difficult that you already assume it to be. Yes, talking to a girl who’s a stranger is not easy.

But then again, if you know just how to do it without appearing like you’re picking her up, you’ll realize just how easy the whole game can be.

How to approach a girl you don’t know

Forget pick up lines, forget bumping into her, and every other *smart* move you’ve heard.

I’ll teach you to keep it simple, and help you win her heart even before you say ‘hello’.

Here’s the only tip that matters and you need to remember it for the rest of your dating life. Always let the girl know you want to talk to her before you even talk to her. Don’t make the mistake of approaching a girl out of the blue and asking her out. It almost always never works, unless you’re a smooth talker with the gift of gab. [Read: Easy ways to get a girl to notice you and like you without even talking to her]

If you’re a regular joe who wants to turn into a chick magnet, just follow these steps and you’ll win her attention before you finish your drink!

Getting her attention

You need to let the girl know you’re going to approach her. So warm her up to that idea to begin with by using these steps.

#1 Glance at her. Look at her now and then just to let her know that you’re trying to catch her attention. Be sneaky and discreet, and always look away just as soon as she catches your eye. You’ll rouse her curiosity and that’ll force her to look at you now and then to see if you’re still watching her.

#2 The eye contact. Each time she looks at you, look at her and immediately look away sheepishly. Continue to look at her now and then, and once in a while, lock your gaze at her for a small fraction of a second and look away again. By doing this, you’re already building the sexual attraction. But if she doesn’t reciprocate here, she’s probably not interested in you.

#3 Appear awkward. If you’re with your friends, look at her now and then, but appear like your distracted and not able to focus on the conversation you’re having with your friends. By doing that, you’re making her see that she’s on your mind and you’re too distracted to focus on your friends. That’s subtle flattery!

#4 Smile at her. Exchange eye contact now and then, one or two times every minute and no more than that, and when you feel pretty courageous, flash a tiny smile from the corner of your lip for a second, and let her notice your smile. Don’t give her a big grin though, a malicious big grin at this stage will scare any girl away.

These moves are all about building the connection and letting her know you’re interested in her. And at the same time, it’ll also help you understand if she too is really interested in you. If she responds to your gestures similarly, it’s a sign that she’s interested in talking to you too.

But if she starts ignoring you at any point here, she’s probably not interested in you and you need to make your luck somewhere else.

How to start talking to the girl

Now that you’ve built the attraction and the chemistry, all you need to do is walk up to her and say something. Use these tips to approach her and start the right conversation.

#1 Waiting for the moment. Sometimes, all you need to do is wait for the girl to give you a chance to talk to her. If she’s really interested in you and wants to talk to you, she’d create enough opportunities for you to walk up to her. She could do this by....
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Hot Tips: 8 TOP REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD EAT WATERMELON DAILY

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD EAT WATERMELON DAILY

There are several health benefits of Watermelon but I will start with "Protection of Cancer" as number one.

1. Watermelon contains some substances that gives the body protection against Cancer. It is antioxidants and has flavonoids which helps in protecting the body from Caners like, breast, colon, and so many others.

2. The vitamins present in Watermelon treats infections in the body. It also helps in treating joint inflammation.

3. Important element like Potassium and Manganese works on blood pressure regulation. As well, the antioxidants present in Watermelon helps maintain the blood vessels against sclerosis.

4. Watermelon removes salt accumulation from the body and also reduce the concentration of Uric acid in the blood thereby reducing the risk of having kidney stone due to presence of Potassium.

5. Another importance of Watermelon is it cures heart problems. As stated, Watermelon contain abundant potassium which is needed to cure heart diseases. It keeps your heart healthy.

6. Watermelon reduces the high effect of Ultra Violent ray, UV, the presence of a pigment called Lycopene in Watermelon protect the body against Ultra Violent rays.

7. Most important too, it gives the brain refreshment. Watermelon increases brain power as it contains good amount of Vitamin B6 and water which is most important to the brain

8. Finally, it is anti-ageing. It makes your body, skin, hair and parts of your body look young and fresh.

I Don't Care if One of My Daughters Marries at age of 18-- Omotola jalade

“I Don’t Care if One of My Daughters Marries at 18″ – Omotola Jalade






Nollywood Diva, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde in a recent interview said if she didn’t marry her Husband, Captain Matthew Ekeinde, she probably wouldn’t have gotten married.

According to Omotola, only her husband can control her strong personality. “I don’t think so, because I don’t think there is any man that can handle me apart from my husband. Not because I am a bad person, it is because I am a very strong personality. I can understand why a lot of female artistes find it very difficult to find the right person” she told Vanguard.

“When you achieve some kind of success, you become really confused as to who really loves you for who you are. It’s not really easy, it is very hard finding those people who really love you. If you are not a very grounded person, you can also contribute in some kind of way to your own problems and so I might have contributed to my own problems” she further said.

Omotola Jalade who just got an endorsement deal with her second daughter, Meraiah said she has no issues with her any of her daughters going into entertainment as long as she ‘monitors’ them.



“Absolutely, she can come into the industry. What our generation is doing by God’s grace is to make sure that we work hard to leave infrastructure for them. I don’t want my daughter to meet the industry the way I met it. Luckily, we have been able to take some steps, we are working very hard. As you know, I am building my film village” says Omotola, “the whole idea is for them to have some sort of organization. The industry has been disorganized for a very long time. Right now, it’s okay for her to come into the industry, but she will be monitored. I can only do what I can, in my own way to stabilize the industry.”

During the interview Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde was asked how she would react if one of her daughters got married at the age of 18.

“I don’t care much about it. It’s not something I think about. It’s not my cup of tea. I know people want me to think about that because I got married early. What I always say to people is all fingers are not equal. The fact that I got married early doesn’t mean my daughter must get married early. My mother didn’t get married early. It doesn’t have to be hereditary”

“If I like the guy and we feel like she is mature enough to handle it and the person is responsible, then why not? We can endorse it. I don’t regret anything. Everything is a blessing to me. I won’t stop her, but it just has to be the right person. I married the right person” she also said.

Omotola married Captain Matthew Ekeinde at the age of 18 while she was at Yaba College of Technology.

"How I Got Pregnant, Handled The Shame & Had My Baby- Wizkid's Babymama"

And Being Wizkid’s Baby Mama and also a mother that she is, Sola Ogudugu, who is a mother to Wizkid’s 4 year old son, has chosen to talk about an experience she has always dreaded and believe us, you are gonna be inspired!

She only got to know she was pregnant, when the foetus was five months old, and even then, she cried for the remaining 4 months, asking God everyday ‘Why me’

“I remember the day I found out I was preggers! After 5monthsss… Damn!!! I Swear Idied and rose again! LOL.. Can’t believe I’m laughing now. I cried for the remaining 4months… i just kept saying to myself everyday ‘God why me’ Ahhhhhh mahn… ThoseWereTryingTimesYo!It was like film trick…”

She further revealed how she was disvirgined by the music star, the shame, the frustration she had to go through!



“To think I just started having sex at the time… I was just frustrated… Like who sent me it’s funny now.. wasn’t funny then oo. Imagine seeing your monthly period unknown to you that there’s a baby growing in you! MAHNNNNNN!!!! God is great!!”

According to her, the not so remarkable incident happened in her final year in School, yet she still managed to finish with good grades.

“That was the greatest challenge ever! Was in my finals.. I still struggled and finished Uni with Good grades.. And guess what? My son is 4! I’m still overwhelmed but I Thank God for how far he’s brought me and how much my Lil man has grown.. I’m THANKFUL”

And then the best part.

“Forget all the fleeked out make up and good cloths… Being a Mum is one hell of a job talk more being a single mum at 19!”

But Jesus changed her story!

“When Jesus Says Yes Nobody Can Say No…. That was how God wanted things to go in my life oooo…Boluwatife!”

Check Out 4 Foods That Boost Male Fertility

Check out 4 foods that boost male fertility

find out what to eat in order to improve the quality of your sperm and boost the volume of ejaculation.

Although infertility is often associated with just women, men suffer from it.

Causes of male infertility include poor nutrition, smoking, environmental chemicals and poor detoxification processes by the body.

In order to prevent/ reduce this, it is essential to eat a diet high in antioxidants, here are the four foods to eat in order to boost your fertility.

DARK CHOCOLATE- This is a rich source of the amino acid L-arginine which studies show can increase the volume of ejaculate and improve sperm count and motility. The darker the chocolate, the better, so, try the delicious bittersweet 85 per cent dark chocolate.

WATER- This a very simple, cheap way to boost your sperm as semen is water based and increasing liquid consumption can help increase the ejaculate and improve sperm production. Ensure it is only more water that you are consuming, as caffeine, a diuretic, and soft drinks may be linked with lowering sperm counts.

WALNUTS- These are rich in omega 3 fatty acids and according to a study by the Society for the Study of Reproduction eating 2.5 oz or around 75g of walnuts (about a handful) daily is linked with increased sperm vitality, motility and morphology (the sperms size and shape). They are also a great way to add flavour and crunch to salads or as a nutritious mid afternoon snack to help manage blood sugar levels.

TOMATOES- These are one of the best food sources of the antioxidant lycopene which has been found to significantly improve motility (the sperms ability to swim), activity and structure of sperm.

Terrible! Armed robbers rape virgin nurse during night attacks

Terrible!
Armed robbers rape virgin nurse during night attack

An 18-year-old auxiliary nurse identified as Bola, will definitely live with the scar of losing her precious virginity to a gang of four robbers who raided the hospital where she works and gang raped her alongside with other nurses on night duty.

According to the young lady who has put the blame for her trauma on the doorsteps of the Egan, Ikotun Igando Local Council Development Area (LCDA), Lagos State located hospital, for not providing adequate security.

The robbers reportedly had easily gained access into the hospital located at Santa Maria Street in the area, after scaling the fence at about 3am, overpowered the security guard and tied him with ropes before locking him up in a room. They then proceeded to raid the hospital, taking turns to rape the girl and other nurses, injuring many of them in the process, before carting away valuables.

Bola narrated how she lost her virginity to the four gang menafter four robbers who stormed the hospital, took turn to rape her.

It was learnt that this year alone, robbers have attacked the hospital three times.

Bola said:

"The owner of the hospital did not provide security for his staff. I tell you, by this laxity, I and other staff have been subjected to mental torture.

The incident was reported at Igando Police Station, while the medical director of the hospital was arrested and later released on bail."

The Medical Director of the hospital, Dr Adegbola Dominic, confirmed the incident but said he could not be held liable for the rape of the nurses since he did not send the robbers to attack and defile them.

Hear him:

"When the robbers could not find money, they broke into the patients’ wards and carted away their phones, money and other valuables. I was also informed that one of my staff was raped. When I asked the victim about the incident she denied it.

I was surprised when the victim’s parents came to the hospital with police and got me arrested over the nurse’s claim that she was raped. When I got to the police station, I told them I could not be held liable for the victim being raped. I was not the person who sent the robbers to rape her.

When the incident happened, we took her through some tests and discovered she was intact. She is still a virgin and nothing happened to her. It is just that as a young girl, she suffered some shocks and that is all.

But if you heard she was raped, well, maybe she was a victim of circumstances and that obviously was not my fault. If I have a house and robbers raid my house and then rape somebody, is that my fault?"

Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Country;

If you travel abroad frequently for work, or if you have an e-commerce store with customers from all over the world, it’s worth noting that there are a number of English words that, phonetically, don’t work in other countries and can lead to double entendre or unintended offence territory. Here are 20 of them to help you ensure that your communication isn’t lost in translation.

France
Preservative. Avoid asking about preservatives in France; you’ll probably be met with strange looks. It means ‘condom’ in France.

Norway
Pick. If you’re visiting Norway, don’t use the word ‘pick’. Your Norwegian colleague is unlikely to be impressed - it means ‘dick’ over there.

Fitter. Does your business specialise in fitness products? Be mindful that in Norway, the word ‘fitte’ refers to a woman’s genitals.

Turkey
Peach. Going to Turkey? Avoid asking for a peach in the supermarket or anywhere else for that matter. It means ‘bastard’ in Turkish.

Germany
Gift. ‘Never look a gift horse in the mouth’, we’re told; perhaps more so in Germany where the word means ‘poison’.

Latte. In Germany, latte doesn’t mean the frothy, milky concoction you get from your local Starbucks. It means ‘erect penis’ in some German quarters.

Korea
Salsa. Out for a Mexican in Korea? It’s probably best not to ask for salsa: it means ‘diarrhoea’ in Korean.

Sweden
Speed. Try not to talk about speed when in the company of others in Sweden. It means ‘fart’.

Bump. If you’ve had the misfortune of a bump on your car, note that the word ‘bump’ in Swedish means ‘dump’.

Speed bump. Put the above two words together and you have the phrase ‘speed bump’, which in Swedish means fart dump.

Kiss. If you ask your Swedish host or hostess for a kiss, they might very well direct you to the toilets. In Swedish, the word means ‘pee’.

Portugal
Pay Day. If you’re in Portugal, refrain from singing with happiness that it’s ‘pay day’. No one will be impressed. In Portuguese it means “I farted”.

Exquisite. Extend a compliment to your Portuguese host by describing something belonging to them as ‘exquisite’ and you might be met with askance looks: ‘esquisito’ in Portuguese means ‘weird’.

Hungary
Cookie. If you’re visiting Hungary, whether on business or for pleasure, avoid asking for a cookie. It means ‘small penis’ in Hungarian.

Japan
Jerry. It’s perhaps a little late for Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, but if you’re in Japan, avoid using the word – it means ‘diarrhoea’ over there.

France
Bra. Do you sell luxury underwear? Whilst you and I might initially understand the word to mean a garment that covers the breasts, if you’re in France your French colleagues might think you’re selling arms. Literally.

Italy
Tremendous. Refrain from boasting about the tremendous prices you offer your clients. In this country, ‘tremendo’ is the word for ‘terrible’.

Netherlands
Bill. Asking for the bill might raise a few guffaws in the Netherlands: ‘bil’ means ‘buttocks’ there.

Lager. It might confuse your Dutch colleagues if you were to ask for a ‘lager’ when having a few drinks with them after work. Lager means ‘storage’ in Dutch.

Spain
Cool. The word cool is too close for comfort to the Spanish word 'culo'; a crude term for 'bum'. Best avoided.

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That some words can be misinterpreted not only has relevance for those who frequently go abroad on business, but as Tictail point out, also for online businesses where ‘borderless’ transactions take place. So if you’ve often wondered why your “exquisite Madagascan chocolates” fly like hotcakes everywhere in the world except Brazil and Portugal, perhaps you now have the answer: weird, dodgy chocolates just won’t sell.

16 Reason You Not Where You Want To Be

Do you sometimes wonder why you are not successful yet ? Does it disturb you that you are not yet where you want to be by now? I am sure I’ve got some answers for you.

Here are 16 reasons you are not yet were you want to be;

YOU HAVEN’T REALLY DECIDED YET: Deciding where you would rather be is the first step to getting there. If you cannot define where you want to be, then it doesn’t matter if you remain where you are. When you know where you are going, it is easier to recognize the opportunities that will take you there.

YOU HAVE NO GOALS TO GET YOU THERE: Goals are blue prints to your desired future. Is not enough to know where you will rather be; how to get there is equally important too. Goals help you stay on course and focus on what matters. Without goals you are likely going to drift and wander through life and end up achieving little or nothing.

YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: If you do not believe you can, you will never make any reasonable step towards your goals. Many judge their abilities base on the opinion of others. Discover your strengths and take pride in them. Whatever you chose to believe about yourself affect your performance

YOU HAVE ALLOWED FEAR TO PARALYZE YOU: It could be fear of failure, fear of perfection or any other kind of fear. The smart way to deal with you fears is to take a bold step forward. When you just focus on them, they seem to magnify beyond proportion. However, when you face your fears and doubts, new worlds will open to you.

YOU ACT WITHOUT THINKING: Some people often act on impulse the moment an idea hits their mind without thinking it through. Acting without thinking easily leads to disappointment and frustration. Someone described the idea of acting without thinking as shooting without aiming. And that’s true. So next time you want to act think it through first. If it is worth it, give it your hardest hit.

YOU THINK WITHOUT ACTING: While some act without thinking, others think without acting. Both will give you the same result – keeping you where you are. You may be good in churning out good ideas like an idea factory but if you do not act on those ideas, it makes no difference. Learn to work on your ideas, refine them and act on them.

YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO START SMALL: Great things start small. I believe you’ve heard that. Don’t wait to start big. A journey of a thousand mile begins with a step. Start with what you have where you are and there is no telling how far you can go. Learn to start small and go on to make a big difference.

YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TIME: If you fall in this category, here’s a lesson for you from the wisest man that ever lived, “He who observes the wind and waits for all conditions to be favourable will not sow, and he who regards the clouds will not reap.” The truth is there is practically no perfect time so if you keep waiting for it. You are going to wait till the end of your life. And guess what? You still won’t find it!

YOU’VE NOT LEARNT WHAT YOU NEED TO LEARN: Never run from what you know you need to learn. To attain a new level, you require a corresponding knowledge. Often times what keep us stagnant is ignorance. When you know what you are supposed to know, you will likely do what you are supposed to do. Take time identify and learn what you need to learn and your world will change rapidly.

YOU STILL LOVE YOUR COMFORT ZONE: For whatever we desire in life there is a certain risk and price to pay. You must have heard that if you want what you have never achieved before, you have to do something you have never done. That’s simply the way it is. If you want it bad enough, step out of your comfort zone and pay the dues. Stop playing safe; you never can tell how far you can go until you try.

YOU ARE A QUITTER: Many of us lack patience. Learn not to quit too soon. Give your dreams time to materialize. Those who quit never knew how close they were to achieving theirtheirl dreams.

10 Amazing Health Benefits Of Beer

Feel guilty about drinking a beer or two? Don’t feel guilty. Contrary to what you might expect, moderate beer consumption is actually good for you. Science has shown that beer can bring many surprising health benefits even though it’s usually perceived as unhealthy. Just remember, we’re talking moderate consumption (one drink per day for women, and up to two for men), not all-night drinking sprees. Here are some remarkable and surprising beer benefits that might change your perception of the drink.

1. It can help reduce risk of heart disease

One eye-opening study involving 200,000 subjects conducted at Italy’s Fondazion di Ricerca e Cura found that people who drank a pint of beer daily had a 31% reduced chance of heart disease. This heart-protecting power of beer stems largely from beer’s natural antioxidants called phenols. However, the study also showed risk of heart disease increased in people who consumed higher amounts of beer.

2. It can help protect against Alzheimer’s disease

Perhaps one of the most remarkable health benefits of beer is its ability to protect against Alzheimer’s. Researchers at Loyola University Chicago Stritch School of Medicine analyzed several studies and came to the conclusion that moderate beer drinkers were 23% less likely to develop different forms of dementia and cognitive impairment, including Alzheimer’s. The silicon content in beer is thought to protect the brain from the harmful effects of high amounts of aluminum in the body, which are one of the possible causes of Alzheimer’s.

3. It can help lower risk of diabetes

This is another remarkable benefit of moderate beer consumption. According to a 2011 Harvard study of about 38,000 middle-aged men, those who drank one to two beers daily had a 25% reduction in the risk of developing type 2 diabetes. The alcohol content in beer increases insulin sensitivity, which helps prevent diabetes. Moreover, beer is a good source of soluble fiber that plays an important role in the healthy diet of people suffering from diabetes.

4. It can help prevent kidney stones

A study conducted in Finland established that moderate daily consumption of beer can reduce the risk of developing kidney stones by 40%. This health benefit is attributed to beer’s high water content (about 93%) that helps flush harmful toxins out of the body and keep the kidneys working properly. Also, compounds in hops used in brewing help slow the release of calcium from bones, which in turn prevents build up of lost calcium in the kidney in the form of stones.
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How To Get Rid Of Pimples On Your Face

GetRid Of Pimples On Your Face

A pimple is a small pustule or papule. Pimples are small skin lesions or inflammations of the skin – they are sebaceous glands (oil glands) which are infected with bacteria, swell up, and then fill up with pus. They occur when your sebaceous glands produce too much oil. This oil accumulation then gets infected by bacteria and a pimple is formed. It is just an inflammatory response to an invasion of bacteria inside a pore. The redness, swelling and tenderness of a pimple are all symptoms of inflammation. It becomes inflamed in response to the body attacking the bacteria, trying to prevent it from causing any damage to surrounding tissues.

Ways You Can Manage Your Pimples

Ice cubes

Ice can be used to quickly get rid of pimples. It helps in improving blood circulation to the affected area and in freezing the skin pores and removing dirt and oil accumulated on the skin.You should wrap the ice in a piece of cloth and place it over the affected skin area for a few seconds. You can then repeat again and again till you get tired. When used repeatedly on the pimples throughout the day the ice will help to reduce inflammation or swelling and will immediately soothe your skin.

Lemon

Yea I know, that is why you must have lemons readily in your fridge. Lemon juice is rich in vitamin C. Lemon juice helps pimples dry up faster. Be sure to use fresh lemon juice. You can dip a clean cotton swab in fresh lemon juice and apply it to the pimples before going to bed.

Honey

Honey is a source of natural antibiotics that can speed up the healing process, as well as help prevent infections. Just use a cotton swab to apply honey on the affected areas, then wash off after about 30 minutes.

Toothpaste

Sounds unorthodox right? I shouldn’t be telling you this but it sure works. I have tried this so many times. That toothpaste that you use every morning to clean your teeth can also be used to treat pimples quickly. It is most effective when used following the ice remedy. Before going to bed you can apply some toothpaste over the affected skin area before going to bed. Wash your face with water the next morning and you will see a significant improvement in the swelling.

Garlic

Garlic contain various antiviral, anti-fungal, antiseptic and antioxidant agent that can help in the fast treatment of pimples. The sulfur in garlic also promotes quick healing of pimples. You can slice a fresh garlic into two pieces and rub the garlic on the pimples and leave it for five minutes before washing the skin with warm water. You can repeat the treatment several times a day.

Baking soda

Baking soda is a good option for all, but especially those with sensitive skin because it will not cause any kind of skin irritation. You can make a thick paste by mixing one teaspoon of baking soda with some water or lemon juice. Wash your skin very well and leave it slightly damp. Apply the paste on the affected areas and allow it to dry for a few minutes. Never keep baking soda on your skin for longer than a few minutes as it can cause dryness. Wash your face with warm water and apply a moisturizer.

Cucumber

Cucumber is a rich source of potassium and vitamins such as A, C and E. It also has a cooling and soothing effect on the skin. You can make a face mask by grinding one cucumber. Apply it on your face and allow it to dry for 15 minutes. Wash your skin with warm water. This will help clean dirt and bacteria from your pores.

CULTISM WAR: MAPOLY Student Shot Dead

MAPOLY STUDENT AGORO OMOKOLEOLA WAS SHOT DEAD

A student of Moshood Abiola Polytechnic, Abeokuta, was shot dead in broad daylight in Ijebu Ode, Ogun State, southwest Nigeria, on Tuesday by people suspected to be cultists.The victim was identified as Agoro Omokoleola, whose Facebook ID is Omokoleola Cool Cash.

It was gathered that the manner he was lured out of his family house and killed, suggests that the operation was carried out by suspected rival cult group.

The motive for the dastardly act could not be ascertained by the correspondent as at the time of filing this report.It was gathered that the incident has been reported to the police.

Family sources disclosed that Omokoleola was invited from his home through a phone call he received at about 12 noon on Tuesday.Unknown to him, the phone call was a bait for him to come out of his home.

On getting to where his killers made the call asking him to meet with some of his friends, he was shot in the head and his attackers escaped.

The assailants went away with his phone after shooting him apparently to prevent the victim’s relatives from discovering the identity of the caller who lured him out of home.

Family sources said further that he was preparing to take his breakfast when the call came and by the tone of his response, the caller was a familiar person to the deceased.It was gathered that passers-by who knew his parents reported the incident to them.

By the time his parents and relatives arrived the scene of the attack, he was still breathing and was rushed to the Olabisi Onabanjo University Teaching Hospital (OOUTH), Sagamu where he later died. Omokoleola was in Ijebu Ode to attend the wedding of his sister which took place last Saturday and was about going back to school with his bags packed before he was shot dead.

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What is wrong with this pic, still confused....
Can someone tell me country this pic from.

Joke : Apkos Experience in Church

It was the feast of the Holy Spirit in Akpos Church.
The pastor said "If you are HAPPY say Amen!!"
The whole congregation shouted "Amen!"
Akpos replied "Hmmm!" shivering.

The pastor again "If you are VICTORIOUS say a louder Ameeeeeen!!!!"
Akpos replied "Hmmmmmmmm!!!".
Pastor "Tell the person beside you, 'you are BLESSED!!'"
On hearing that, Akpos fell down.

After the service, Akpos was going home with his friend Okon discussion.
"My man, is like you were carried away by the Holy Spirit. I saw you shiveirng and shouting `Hmmmm! Hmmmm!`. I couldn`t believe my eyes when you fell down." says Okon.

Akpos replied "My guy, is not what you think, the mouth odor of the person beside me nearly kill me. I guess he chewed onions last night without brushing mouth this morning"
Okon "hahahahaha now i know why you were saying 'hmmm!' 'hmmmm!. So why then did you fall down"
Akpos "I rather remain on the floor than to see that man talk to me"

8 Advantages of long distance relationships

Most relationship articles and blogs make it look like being in a long distance relationship is bad.

Though, it could go south, if not handled well. It takes discipline and perseverance to be in a long distance relationship.

So, before you let that butterfly in your stomach control your thinking, ask yourself, if you are the kind of person that can cope with such a relationship.

That it worked for Moriamo, does not mean it will work for you.

1. It gives you an opportunity to know each other well.

2. When you are far apart, you get an objective view of the relationship, in the sense that you can tell if it is love or lust.

3. You can discuss things candidly, without any pressure, that might arise, when you are talking face to face. It promotes healthy communication.

4. It will help you know how disciplined your partner is.

5. Sex does not cloud your decisions. You do not feel obligated to continue, because he has popped the cherry too much.

6. It will help you appreciate your partner more, when you do get some time to be together.

7. It gives you time to focus on yourself, your goals and aspirations.

8. You learn patience.

Cartoon of the week; fuel scarcity

I think these man make point ,
drink and walk or you drive

Video Date gone Bad!

Hmmmm, she can understand Yoruba ooo, cum see gobe!

7 Great Things To Do When Your Bebe Is On Her Period

It sucks we’ve been told since middle school. While we can’t entirely relate to the physical sensation or the hormonal Hawaiian roller coaster ride, I think any guy worth dating can appreciate the discomfort. With that in mind, here are a few simple things we can do to make it a little less miserable.
1. Don’t blame her behavior on her period. Which should be a given. Not only does it invalidate how she feels but it’s counterproductive. “Is it because you’re on your period?” very rarely yields a calm response of, “Oh, yeah, that is it. Never mind!” It makes her frustrated, probably angry, and then everyone gets tense. Don’t do that. Instead,

2. Be patient. She might sound irrational for whatever reason and it may bug you, but relax. Unless she’s being physically or emotionally abusive (which probably has nothing to do with her period,
frankly), try to understand where she might be coming from instead of brushing her off as “hormonal.”

3. Her favorite snacks/foods. At the end of the day, it’s still a hormonal situation. She’s going to have huge cravings for certain things because that’s the nature of her body chemistry. Bring them to her. Bonus points if you don’t even have to ask what she wants. This doesn’t make you a saint or a savior, it makes you a good boyfriend (or girlfriend).

4. Suggest a night out for whatever she’d like to do. If you’ve been avoiding that play she’s been excited about, now is a good time. If there’s a movie she won’t stop hinting at, go see it. Whatever it may be, just do it. You should be making such compromises around the clock but if you’re dragging your feet about it, again, now is a good time.

5. Suggest a night in for whatever she’d like to do. Because, hell, most of the time she might not want to do anything after coming home from work. So, bring her favorite dinner and settle down for games, movies, puzzles — basically whatever strikes her fancy.

6. Advil. Or Midol. Frankly, most women will probably have something like this already, but in case they don’t, it’s the quickest trip to your local pharmacy.

7. Be attentive. After speaking with a few friends on the subject, some women want a great deal of company and affection, while others just want to be left the hell alone. Still others want a balance between the two. It’s part of your job to pay attention to those needs and considerations. It’s easy to do and will make you both feel great and more connected.

Wahala don dey oooooo

For some people wey be JJC for Yoruba language sorry ooo,

◆Toyin’s father went to Federal Polytechnic,
Bida, in 2007, to see his daughter all the way from Ogbomosho. She was not in
the hostel, but he saw her closest friend, Kemi.
◆Toyin’s Dad: Woo Kemi, wa nibi, nibo ni ore e wa?
◆Kemi : Toyin lo Doko, Sir.
◆Toyin’s Dad: O ni Toyin lo se kini?
◆Kemi: Ani Toyin lo Doko, Sir.
◆Toyin’s Dad: Ko gbodo jebe!!!
◆Kemi: Daddy, mi o paro, Sir. Toyin ti lo Doko lati ale ana ni, Sir.
◆Toyin’s Dad: Haaaaa!!!!! Gbenu e soun, onisokuso. Bawo ni Toyin ma se lo
Doko, ni gbati ko n se omo ale.
◆Kemi: Mi o paro, Sir. Toyin o sese ma lo Doko, o ma nlo nigbati a ba wa less
busy.
Toyin’s Dad: E ma gba mi ke.
(Toyin just walked in and was excited to see her dad.)
◆Toyin: Baba mi, ekasan, Sir. Maami nko? Abi o ti pe ti e ti de?

(Toyin’s Dad pounced on Toyin and beat her mercilessly. It took several pleas
from some lecturers around to stop him from killing her.)
Toyin’s Dad: Iwo lo se iranu nigba ti o ye ko ma kawe.
◆Toyin: mio se iranu Baba mi. Mo lo Doko ni. Doko o jina sibi yi.

(Toyin’s dad was
Confused!)
Toyin: Baba mi, Doko is a small town after Bida, Niger State. That is where I do
the Research for my Project.
◆Lecturers: Toyin’s Dad, if you do not know, Prof Jerry Gana is from Doko and
there are other 7 Professors from the village.
◆Toyin’s Dad: Modaran, o ma ye ki eniyan ma ni suuru daada ooo

Laughing is a good medicine for the heart and soul….Keep laughing and have a wonderful week ahead.

Atiku replies Nigerian asked Buhari to reduce JAMB cutoff mark.

Hmmm I now like my former vice Presdo!
This is kind of change we need.