Hilarious! Photo of the day, some men can be funny see photos after cut.

Hilarious photo of the day
This photo was sent into my email In the morning, what did this couple mean? Lol

5 smart bedroom moves ‘bad girls’ seen on their men

Have you ever wanted to make your man
explode in bed? Probably, your moves always
seem to be insufficient – a wasted effort that
goes unrewarded, unappreciated....

Have you ever wanted to make your man
explode in bed?
Probably, your moves always seem to be
insufficient – a wasted effort that goes
unrewarded, unappreciated.
Well, the simple truth could be that you are
approaching the matter the wrong way and you
could get it right.
Here are some tips to put you on the right path
of pleasing your man, because, a happy man will
give it to you the way you’ll also like it.
Like Wha’anda always says, sex is a give-and-
take affair and you What You Give Is What You
Get.
Here we go…

1. Let him take do the hard work. Many women
don’t know that men want to actually prove
how ‘manly’ they are sometimes. So you
need to let him prove his sex skill. Surprise
him by telling him, “Do me, make me come.”
He’ll be in a race to take you to orgasm land
because men love to feed their ego…
remember not to be too critical if he falls
short.

2. Touch every part of his body. There are a lot
of sensitive part on a man’s body – and
we’re not talking about the penis here. Touch
every single part, let your hands roam, fell his
chest, his thighs, his neck, stomach, abs (or
tummy). Most women don’t know that there
is power in their fingers and they could put it
to maximum use in the bedroom.

3. Do the torture oral. There is almost no man
that does not like oral sex. It gets men
going. During oral, prep him up by touching
every part of his body except his penis with
your tongue and fingers – licking, kissing,
and caressing his inner thigh, his stomach,
his neck. This will build up a tension in him,
make him crazy and he will put it all into
action. Wink!

4. Say what you feel…every dirty thought. Men
like to hear you talk about how they make
you feel. So if you want him to take you
harder for example, say it. If you want a bite,
say it, if he’s making you touch the heavens
just say it – it feeds men’s ego and makes
them feel like they have turned you on very
well. Dirty talk gets men going and it
certainly is okay.

5. Do things to yourself. Most men get
stimulated when they see a woman touching
herself. It is almost like watching porn. Now,
when you guys are in the bedroom, one sure
way to hit him hard it to start touching
yourself in a naughty way. It signals that
you’re ready and can’t want to have him.
The main mistake many women make is to keep
the sex goddess inside them locked up whenever
they are with men – taking whatever the man
eventually offers , often left unsatisfied.
All these could be prevented by simply being
more expressive and assertive as the situation
calls for.
Show collaborative initiative in the bedroom!

11Uses for Toothpaste That Don't Involve Your Teeth

Sure it whitens, brightens and makes Julienne
fries, but there truly are more uses for
toothpaste than you'd believe possible. We've
compiled tubes and tubes worth of ideas to
amaze and amuse you. Perhaps you'll even find
many of them useful.
But a few caveats first: We strongly recommend
you use one of the more inexpensive toothpastes
-- not gels, tartar controllers or whiteners unless
otherwise specified. Look for a mild abrasive,
stain fighter. Avoid toothpastes containing
"triclosan."
Naturally, you'll find the best prices on
toothpastes with coupons from major drug
stores.
Without further ado, here are unconventional
uses for toothpaste:

IN YOUR CLEANING KIT
1. Baby Bottles
Remove that sour-milk-smell baby bottles get
by scrubbing with a water-and-toothpaste
mixture. Rinse very thoroughly with water or
toss the bottles into the dishwasher.
2. Carpet Stains
Squeeze toothpaste directly onto the carpet stain
and scrub it with a toothbrush. Then rinse and
repeat the process until the stain disappears.
Not much different than brushing your teeth, is
it?
For truly stubborn stains, like vomit from aging
cats, you might need to go with a professional
carpet-cleaning product, like those available with
Pet Street Mall coupon codes.
3. Cell Phone Screens
Unprotected mobile-phone screens become
scratched to heck over time. Lightly rub the
screen with a touch of toothpaste and your
finger. Rinse with a damp cloth and dry. This
also works on watch crystals, for those of us
Luddites who still wear watches.
4. Clothing Stains
If toothpaste works on your carpets, it should
work equally well on cloth. Apply the toothpaste
directly to the stained area with a bit of water
and rub hard before popping in the washer. This
may not work on all fabrics or stains but it's
quite effective on ink and shirt-collar stains. You
may have to repeat this process if the stain is
old.
Of course, you don't want to use whitening
toothpastes on colored fabrics. Instead, use a
basic toothpaste without bleaching agents for
this purpose.
5. Crayon on Painted Walls
Children, crayons and walls are natural
attractants. No need to panic. Just gently rub a
damp cloth and some toothpaste on your child's
masterpiece, then inse with a wet cloth and dry.
Make sure you run a test on a small area of the
wall before applying to a large area, just in case
the paint can't handle even a mild abrasive.
For high-gloss walls where toothpaste might
remove some of the shine, purchase the
exceptionally handy Goo Gone. As with
toothpaste, make sure you try a test run first.
6. Leather
Put a dab on leather scuffs, rub in with a soft
cloth, and rinse with a damp cloth. Works well
on shoes, purses, coats or anything else made of
leather.
7. Linoleum Scuffs
Scrub scuff marks with toothpaste and a dry
cloth until no residue remains.
8. Piano Keys
Tidy up those ivories before you tickle them. Rub
each key gently with a damp, cotton swab and a
touch of paste. Wipe dry and buff with a clean
cloth. It takes time, but you'll be stunned by
how nice your keyboard looks at the end of the
project.
9. Patio Furniture
Apply some elbow grease, a brush and a mixture
of toothpaste and water. Use a teeth-whitening
paste on white furniture for the perfect shine.
10. Silver and Brass
Use a soft toothbrush to scrub lightly with just a
dab of paste. Rinse thoroughly and polish with a
dry, soft cloth. If toothpaste remains in any
cracks, clean the toothbrush thoroughly and
brush under water to dislodge the white paste.
Dry again and polish.
For heavy-duty grunge, apply paste and let it
soak overnight. Whatever you do, however, don't
apply toothpaste to pearls as the grit will
remove the shiny finish.ron Grunge
Apply a little toothpaste and rub into the iron's
plate, then remove the residue with a dry and
clean cloth.

7 Things You Should Not Do After Sex

Making love is not just about the s$exual
intimacy but also about the actions before
and after the act. Your behaviour means a
lot to your partner and also is the basis of
your future acts of intimacy.
People often take their partner for granted
and behave in a boorish manner. It surely
steals the charm of your relationship and
also annoys your partner. Here are some
things you must never do after s$ex.
1. Rushing to the bathroom
Getting up and rushing to the bathroom just
after making love is a terrible idea. Most
people go to the bathroom to check their
appearance, brush their teeth or take a
shower. It is understandable that you want
to be clean but sometimes just lying in the
bed with your partner is much more
intimate.
2. Unhygienic Body movements
s*x is an act in which you share your
whole privacy with your partner; still there
are limits. Scratching or picking your nose
or passing gas in not at all funny. One
must maintain certain etiquette even in
their closest moments together.
3. Checking your Mobile
Almost everyone does it. Checking your
Mobile phone just after s*x makes your
partner feel neglected. We know your time
is valuable and you need to stay connected
to the world, but the intimate moment with
your partner is also a precious one, respect
that.
4. Dressing to leave
You are done and you are moving on,
certainly it means s*x was just another
task on your mind. You may be getting late
for work but a minutes togetherness when
you look into your partners eyes and bond
goes a long way in your relationship.
5. Saying how good you were
You need not toot your own horn. You may
feel that you were superhuman in bed
today but saying that makes it cringe
worthy. It is better to compliment your
partner and if she/he feels you were good
they will certainly say so.6. Turning on the
TV
Listening to the problems of the free world
or catching the latest score just after some
great s*x may seem to be a very relaxing
and luxurious idea but actually it is not. It
shows your insensitivity towards the
intimacy you just shared. If you have to
watch TV, select something both of you
can watch together.
7. Not cuddling
Some people just roll over and go to sleep
after making love. It’s better to cuddle and
show your love and affection to each other.
Look into each others eyes and relax in
your partner’s arms. This is a great
moment to bond and have a romantic
conversation about your love, dreams and
life.

How To Make Your Wife Beg You For S£x

What most men do when they want sex
from their wife is to communicate their
urge for sex either by saying,"can we
have sex?" Some husbands even play out
their
desire by grabbing her breasts, and so
on... But there is something wrong with
this approach,
because it does not flow perfectly with
the sex language of a woman and that is
why most wifes
are not eger to have sex.
I know some of you have used this
method, and it worked for you, but the
truth is that maybe you unknowingly
spoke her sex language ahead of time.
Or she was turned on before you made
such moves towards her..
You all will agree with me that in any
marriage, one of the best things that get
a
man feel like a real man is when His
wife is over him for sex. So, Lets look
into the
ways to go about it.

The first thing that attracts a woman, is
your physical appearance. Make sure
your
skin is well kept. This can be achieved by
washing your face daily with a
face wash to keep spots away. Drink more
water. Drink at least 8 cups of water
a day. Make sure you brush your teeth
and tounge always,
Take care of your hair, especially your
facial hair, by shaving or trimming-
whichever you prefer
Treat her in a speacial way.. Im not
saying you should spoil her. Suprise her
with a nice dinner or even breakfast.
You need to know how you talk or
respond
to your woman, how she is presented
before your family members &
colleagues.
Do not batter your wife's emotion. Any
man who consttantly treats his wife
badly
should not espect her to be turned on or
have sex with him. A woman under
constant
harassment by her husband does not
want to naturally want to have sex
with him,
rather she keeps herself, and if possible,
she gets a shoulder to cry upon,
outside marriage.
Touch her affectionately. Most ladies like
it when their man touch them all the
time,
but do not overdo it. Do you leave home
in the morning without caring about
what
her day is like till you return home in
the night, ready for two things usually,
food
and sex? If so, you have to change that
attitude..
Remember to carry something that she is
aware reminds you of her all day with
you
in the car or on your table in the office,
or in your wallet? Show your your love
for
her both in words and in actions. Look
at her after dressing up for an occasion
and
tell her how beautiful she is.
If you want to start getting more
S ex from your wife, start to do what is
necessary
to speak her sex language. Not only that,
start enjoying the process of sending
her messages during the day, finding
new romantic songs you can have sex
with.
Do this and you will soon have more
passion and sex in your marriage than
you
ever thought would have been possible.